My skin is bare.

I had a follow-up doctor's appointment today, and learned everything is normal. Typical, even. Healthy. No concerns for cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes. thyroid issues - nothing. I'm fine. Which means the only reason I have to want to shed any subcutaneous fat is, at the moment, straight-up vanity.

Which has nothing against ice cream. Anybody want to come over and split a pint?