Can't hear.

I saw about a minute of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video at the gym today. My thoughts on the subject:

What the fresh Hell was that? I mean, what? What? Seriously, what?

I almost want someone to explain Lady Gaga to me in terms I understand, but at the same time I hope nobody can, because that means there's still this nice safe distance between me and her body of work, which I don't want any closer to me than it got today.