We have bananas today.

I recently learned about Miami Fruit, one of several Florida-based specialty fruit companies. I checked the prices of some of its boxes and filed it away as tempting and presently nonviable.

Tonight I went to check it again, passing the link onto a friend, and found out that not only does it do a banana variety box, it does a Gros Michel box. The banana candy banana. The bananapocalypse banana.

To put it in fandom terms: Steve Rogers' banana.