Fic of a sort.

[hannah]

Curriculum Vitae
(with apologies to Dorothy Parker, and thanks to laurajv and petra)

Stakes pain you;
Caves are damp;
Spells stain you;
And potions cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Portals give;
Hellmouths are awful;
You might as well live.

Comments

[jadelennox]

awesome.

[kass]

snortlaugh