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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: nothing now

Fic of a sort.

Curriculum Vitae
(with apologies to Dorothy Parker, and thanks to laurajv and petra)

Stakes pain you;
Caves are damp;
Spells stain you;
And potions cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Portals give;
Hellmouths are awful;
You might as well live.

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