hannah: (Perry Cox - rullaroo)
hannah ([personal profile] hannah) wrote2017-04-28 09:53 pm

Two choice exchanges from work today.

1. Context: I'm in the break room, waiting for the electric kettle to boil, standing by the water cooler.

My co-worker enters the room for some water: "Hello, good morning, how are you."

Me: "Which one?"

2. Context: I have a question to ask that's not so urgent it can't wait a little while.

My co-worker, who'd be able to answer: "Do you need me?"

Me: "No, but I want you."

A moment later, both of us: "Ah-ha!"