People say that to me all the time when I tell them I work in a bookshop ("Oh, you must get to read books all day.") If I did that I'd get the sack so fast I'd have rugburns. It's a small shop and there's always crap to do, including talking to customers who think they're keeping me from a book. Not that working in a bookshop isn't awesome, and not that I don't bludge reading for a little while on occasion, but still. If I sat on my arse and read books all the time nothing would bloody well ever happen.

Cricket's a lovely game.