Heh. See, I always heard it as "Wrapped up like a douche, you know the rumor in the night," and even after I knew it was supposed to be deuce, I still heard the rest of it the same way. I didn't know until I looked it up tonight that the actual lyric is "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night," which just ... makes no sense to me at all.

I also discovered a week or so ago that I had misheard the names of the friends in Santana's "Evil Ways." All my life I had thought it was Tina and Joan (as in, "Tina, Joan, and who knows who ... "), but Google says it is Jean and Joan, which was oddly disappointing to me.

So ... yes, this is me rambling about song lyrics. *g*