Make it out.

[hannah]

I'd like some sort of prize or reward for calmly cleaning up broken glass before ten AM, but I know all I'm likely to get is an adrenaline crash in twenty minutes or so. I'd even put on sandals as a precautionary measure and sealed up the plastic container holding the bigger pieces.

Next time a major gift-giving holiday comes around, secular or religious, I'm asking for a new vacuum cleaner.